A small assortment of things

You can call me Odjur. That's Swedish for monster, but don't be afraid, I'm not really Swedish.

I'm an Eurasian forest troll, felipithecus sylvestris. I'm what some mythologies describe as a changeling. Due to an insufficient diet (mostly the lack of herbivore viscera and bone marrow) my fur and claws never developed correctly - winter-proof or hide-piercing - so for now I'm stuck in this noisy environment full of plastic and have to wear socks. I don't really like imitating human sounds or facial expressions but have quite the affinity for written words, which is why you're reading this instead of chatting with me over a cup of coffee.