You can call me Odjur. That's Swedish for monster, but don't be afraid, I'm not really Swedish.
I'm an Eurasian forest troll, felipithecus sylvestris. I'm what some mythologies describe as a changeling. Due to an insufficient diet (mostly the lack of herbivore viscera and bone marrow) my fur and claws never developed correctly - winter-proof or hide-piercing - so for now I'm stuck in this noisy environment full of plastic and have to wear socks. I don't really like imitating human sounds or facial expressions but have quite the affinity for written words, which is why you're reading this instead of chatting with me over a cup of coffee.